Thursday, March 01, 2007
Oooooh Spooky!
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Yard Art!
This is their yard -- well, part of their yard.
and more of their yard...
Gorilla vs. Crocodile. I hope that fence can keep them apart...
This was about the size of a baby elephant. Why be classy when you can be large?
Love the sea serpent
I didn't know that rabbits were bigger than dinosaurs, but apparently they are!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Mmmmmmmm!
Some funs signs
I saw this in Cuero (you may recall from an earlier post that Jesus is King of Cuero). While Jesus may be king, someone is queen of hand washing at the Conoco. I don't want to know what happened to compel someone to add "thoroughly" to that sign, but I kept imagining some showdown on the proper way to wash your hands.
I saw this at the HEB in Refugio. I particularly like the instructions on washing your hands between handling different species. Wow.
Beavers
One day I was driving down I-10 and saw a huge billboard with a picture of this same beaver. My first though was that it was a secret advertisement for a brothel. But actually, it is the logo for Bu-cee's. I didn't get a hot tip on any brothels while I was there, but they do have the cleanest public bathrooms I've ever been in.
You Know You're a Rich Redneck
Remember the ugly pink duffle bag?
Well, it is gone. The Ladies decided that my personal fight against terrorism should end. They thought my hideous pink duffle bag would make a fantastic chew toy instead. Bye bye ugly pink duffle bag!
Christmas in Hallettsville, Texas
Apparently, the folks in Hallettsville are not up on certain topics -- like separation of church and state and urban legends because this is a sample of how they decorate the courthouse for Christmas.
For Example, they believe that the song "The 12 Days of Christmas" is a song about Jesus.
Let's just skip the part about how Jesus doesn't really belong on government grounds. Let's get right to the meaning of the song. It is about giving gifts, dancing and having fun (you go lords-a-leaping!). This song is not a secret device for oppressed Christians to remember the tenets of their faith or any other such nonsense. Read more here if you are interested.
An candy canes are just candy. It is not a secret symbol for oppressed Christians (when have Christians ever been oppressed?) or red because Jesus died for your sins and white because he is pure. Learn about how they are not religious candy here.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
Funny pictures from a non-traveling pineapple kind of day...
Funny things I saw
Refugio
Refugio (pronounced re-fury-oh) is not only home to cheap gas at the HEB

But is also the birth place of Nolan Ryan (pitcher and rancher extraordinaire).

You can fulfill all of your liquor needs (and possibly other activities here).

And enjoy the historic courthouse. It is also home to many store claiming to have "good junk" yet they always seem to be closed when I drive through town. I guess their junk isn't all that good...
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Luckenbach, Texas, Population 3

They had kick ass old fashioned lemonade here -- yes, it was freshly squeezed and super sweet

This fancy building house the bathrooms

My personal favorite is the "A AGGIE" plate...

At the post office you can get all of your Luckenbach gear and beer, lots of beer

Usually, I only take pictures of fake animals, but I usually don't see roosters perched up in a huge oak tree either.
Historic Homes
Johnston City

You should click to make this bigger so that you can see the guys climbing up the wall. This got my attention, but it was the house that made me turn around for pictures

Some one spent a lot of time doing this because there are shoes that are almost the same, but only one true pair.

But what really made it special was that this was hanging over my head while I ate.















